Maybe you think that this post would be about a Harry Potter parody-ish kinda thing but it's actually not. I'm actually very HAIRY!!! Yeah~ For a chinese, I surprise many people when I take off my clothes, most of the time my top lah. Then, they would be so shocked or they would go, "ayer!" or "ewwww!". YES I AM HAIRY POTTER!!! So what? I was born this way. LAWL.
Anyway, I got used to my hairyness ever since highschool. I was all clean with smooth skin (not that I don't have smooth skin now) before the age of 15. When I was 16 years old, all hair broke lose especially my facial & p*bic hair.. Guess what birthday present I got from my close group of friends that year itself? Yeah you guessed right! A shaving kit (Gillette Mach 3 and Gilette Lime Shaving Cream!!!).. I was like =.=" but oh well, they were thoughtful enough to buy me a kit to keep myself clean and "handsome".
Since then, I've been shaving every 2-3 days as my facial hair (ONLY facial hair) would grow very fast in just a few days. A year after that, I did a HUGE like freaking HUGE mistake when I tried shaving the side of my thighs.. you know the area of the thighs just below the groin, both left and right side. GONE~ After 1 week, from only 1 cm hairs, all the hairs BLOOMED into 4 cm hairs and there was no turning back :( BUMMER =.=
I had to face it~ I'm hairy and will always be hairy~
Thank God my family still loves me despite asking me, "why am I so hairy?" or "where did I get this genes from? we're not so hairy wad" and thanks to my girlfriend for accepting me for the hair I have, she loves my hair and she thinks it's sexy..*shy*. These are what matters most. Despite the ewws, ayers, and wtfs I get from ppl when I take off my top, I can look at the bright side..that many of my loved ones accept my HAIRYness and I could keep myself warm with all the hair and I could even do bikini lines. HAHA WTF~
Now you know that I'm the real HAIRY potter~
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About Me
- Luke Ong
- I'm Luke aka Groundwalker.23.Monash University BA graduate. Majored in Comm/Psych.Loves sports like football & basketball.Strong passion in dancing. I dance mostly hip-hop, popping, breakdance, latin and others. I'm the eldest in the family. Sociable and funny. Entertaining. Whacky. Sporting.Cheeky.Mischievous. Well, you know.. The force is strong in this one..
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
#1 Breathe
#1 - I have been breathing through my mouth ever since I was 4 years old. I have a deviated septum which is an abnormal condition which the top of the cartilaginous ridge leans to the left or the right, causing obstruction of the affected nasal passage. The condition can result in poor drainage of the sinuses. Very often, I get sinus in the mornings which would eventually lead to a running nose, then a sore throat, then a bad cough in which could become worst of all, a fever. I have had asthma when I was younger. Used to get admitted into hospital for wheezing and difficulty in breathing. You know that huge ass oxygen tank? Yeah that was the support I got when I faced difficulty in breathing. I'd put on a mask and it would have a tube connected to the oxygen tank which would give me breathable oxygen with extra chemical that would help clear my lungs. Despite my health condition, my active lifestyle back when I was 13 years old has been my breakthrough to get rid of my asthma condition. I played basketball, did athletics and joined a scouts troop which gave me hope in improving my cardiovascular system. I'm now fine, able to play as much sports as I want or dance as much as I want :)
Well, now you know something new about me! Stay tuned for #2 :D
Well, now you know something new about me! Stay tuned for #2 :D
Sunday, June 12, 2011
10 things you didn't know about me :)
Here I am having insomnia. Can't sleep on a Monday morning!! I'll be going to work around 7am later and it's currently 4.30am. I hope I'll be able to get some rest.
Anyways, I'm here to let ya'll know that I'll be posting up 10 things you didn't know about me. So, keep a look out and come back to read them when you're free :)
Till then, adios!!
Groundwalker signing off~
Anyways, I'm here to let ya'll know that I'll be posting up 10 things you didn't know about me. So, keep a look out and come back to read them when you're free :)
Till then, adios!!
Groundwalker signing off~
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Nuffnang Premiere Screening - Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon!!!
It was an ordinary day just like any other day. I was walking along Bintang Walk in Kuala Lumpur. Just as I was checking this really hot girl from across the street, the ground started to shake!!! I looked all around to see what was going on. Buildings, cars, and people were all trembling and shaking. I could only think that an earthquake was happening..but in Malaysia?? I never thought Malaysia would actually be hit by an earthquake. Just as my mind drifted away from the chaos that was about to happen, a beam of light came right at me and I was struck by it. I froze and could not feel a thing. My whole body was numb. As I froze in the middle of Bintang Walk, the earth just a few hundred meters away started to crack open and a huge robot emerged from the ground!!! Straight away, in my mind, I knew that the robot was a Decepticon and it was the leader, Megatron!!!
As soon as Megatron emerged from the ground, the skies turned dark and there was a huge UFO looming above the whole city! Then, at the moment, I felt a jolt of energy going through my body and I broke free from the daze I was in. With the heroic qualities I had in myself, I wanted to help save Kuala Lumpur from Megatron and the Decepticons. As soon as I had that thought, I started to tremble onto my knees and soon after, I transformed into a huge truck! I looked into the mirror post at the traffic light and I was a blue, red and silver truck. Oh my, I look like the truck Optimus Prime camouflages in before he transforms! So, I moved immediately towards Megatron, hoping that I'd be able to transform into Optimus Prime and stop him. As I was speeding as fast as I could towards Megatron, who was destroying every building in his path, two Decepticons suddenly came out of no where and attacked me! It was Shockwave and Starscream!!
As soon as Megatron emerged from the ground, the skies turned dark and there was a huge UFO looming above the whole city! Then, at the moment, I felt a jolt of energy going through my body and I broke free from the daze I was in. With the heroic qualities I had in myself, I wanted to help save Kuala Lumpur from Megatron and the Decepticons. As soon as I had that thought, I started to tremble onto my knees and soon after, I transformed into a huge truck! I looked into the mirror post at the traffic light and I was a blue, red and silver truck. Oh my, I look like the truck Optimus Prime camouflages in before he transforms! So, I moved immediately towards Megatron, hoping that I'd be able to transform into Optimus Prime and stop him. As I was speeding as fast as I could towards Megatron, who was destroying every building in his path, two Decepticons suddenly came out of no where and attacked me! It was Shockwave and Starscream!!
*Starscream*
I knew that I had to do something and fast, so I transformed into OPTIMUS PRIME!!! I used my blades and slashed Shockwave first and then gave Starscream a high magnitude punch. Both Decepticons retreated immediately. After the short battle, I continued towards Megatron with full spead, now running on my Autobot legs. As I was reaching Megatron, he turned towards me and spotted me. He rushed to the nearest Rapid KL bus and lifted it off its tyres and threw it towards me. WHAM!!! I flew straight into Maybank. Then, the bank alarm went off. I got up as soon as I could but Megatron was faster than I was, as he grabbed me by my neck and dragged me out onto the roads. He then swung me round and round and round and threw me towards another building. CRASSHHHHH~ Just at that moment, my fellow comrades, the other autobots, made their way to help me. Here comes Bumblebee and Ironhide!!!
*Bumblebee*
They fought Megatron while I was recovering from the crash into the building. To end all of this, I immediately thought of an idea. I rushed to the nearest electronic store and broke into the building. I took the awesome looking Panasonic Viera 3D Full HD 42-inch Plasma TV and rushed out towards Megatron.
* The AWESOME Panasonic Viera 3D Full HD 42-inch Plasma TV*
As I reached Megatron, I plugged my circuits into the TV and charged my laser beam up. As my meter reached the max..I blasted a FULL HIGH DEFINITION laser beam right towards Megatron!!! *BZzzzzZZZzttttBLAmmmmKEBABOOOOOOOOOM*
Megatron was blown into pieces of scrap metal and Autobots wins once again. Thanks to me, OPTIMUS PRIME and the PANASONIC VIERA 3D FULL HD 42-INCH PLASMA TV!!!
Megatron was blown into pieces of scrap metal and Autobots wins once again. Thanks to me, OPTIMUS PRIME and the PANASONIC VIERA 3D FULL HD 42-INCH PLASMA TV!!!
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